कुछ लोग मेट्रो की स्वचलित सीढ़ियों पर ऐसे दौड़ते हुए
उतरतेचढ़ते है जैसे ओसन बोल्ट को आने वाले ओलम्पिक मे पछाड़ देगें

जब आप Ki पत्नी आपको मारने-पीटने आये तो
PK की तरह Sas, Sali Sasur Ki फ़ोटो
अपने गालो और सिर पे चिपका ले

Boy: What your biggest dream?
Girl: To be kissed in the rain, Urs?
Boy: To be the one kissing you.

Question: Why Do Girls Close Their Eyes While Kissing A Guy?
Guess Guess
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladkon Ko Kabhi Khush Nahi Dekh Sakti.

Never kiss a police woman.
She will say stop and handsup.
Never kiss a nurse she will say next plz.
Always kiss a teacher, She will say repeat it 10 times.

Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai.
Boy to Girl: Kya me aap ka haath choom sakta hu.
Girl: Kyu, mere honton pe kaante lage hai kya.

KABHI naak pe KABHI gaal pe,
Kiss kiss kiss.
Kiss kadar makhiya tang karti he.
Ab aap nahaoge nahi to aisa hi hoga na?

Boy while kissing his girlfriend.
Boy: Thank u baby,
4 give me ur chewing gum.
Girl: This is not chewing gum my love,
I m suffering from cough.

Pyas Dariya Ki Nigaho Se Chupa Rkhi H,
Ek Badal Se Badi Aas Laga Rkhi H,
Teri Ankho Ki Kasish Keise Tuje Samjhau,
In Chirago Ne Meri Nind Udaa Rakhi.

Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
And too many Children means more Problem for the world,
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while.

True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl,
For A Kiss And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes,
And Allow The Boy For A Kiss,
But The Boy Kisses On Forehead.

Lady Secretary: Sir, It’s ur wife’s call.
She wants to kiss U on the phone.
Boss: I am busy. U may take the msg & pass it on to me, later.

If i reached for ur hand, will u hold it?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me?
If i go 4 ur lips, will u kiss me?
If i capture ur heart, will u love me?

Kiss on the Forehead: We’re cute together .
Kiss on the Cheek: We’re friends.
Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU…

Teri saadgi ko nihaarne ka dil karta hain,
Tamaam umr tere naam karne ka dil karta hai
Ek mukammal shayari hain tu kudrat ki,
Tuje ghazal banake juban pe lane ka dil krta hai.

Kiss You 

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again

Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.

Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

Get close to them so the tips of your eyelashes are touching theirs.
Then blink very fast so your eyelashes flutter together like butterfly wings.
It's a fun, cute thing to do while you're catching your breath from more traditional kisses.
You can also give someone a solo butterfly kiss
by fluttering your eyelids against their cheek.

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

Dont say go away
if your heart is saying a wise I forgive
Dont say I forgive
when your heart is saying a wise go away

Its a nice feeling wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn
So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u
never let them go coz its rare
2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.

Boy: I am going to kiss you.
Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi.
Boy: Par yahan to door tak koi nahi hai
Girl: Pir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai.

Kiss is not like nokia
connecting people
kiss is not like pepsi
ye dil mange more
but kiss is like pan-parag
1se mera kya hoga