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Ab To Modi Sarkaar Bhi Aa Gayee,
Par Wo Ladkiya Kahi Dikh Nahi Rahi, Jo Kehti Thi....
Muft Me Dungi Har Baar
Par Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar..
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Height of attempting unknown question in an exam… Question: What is an Array..? . Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend. Eg. “ARRAY BHAI idhar aa
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Girl:- Tu itna achha he fir kya
reason hai ki teri koi GF nahi hai?
Boy :- Tu ban ja
Girl:- nahi tu mera best friend hai..
Boy :- Bas yehi reason hai.
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Rajnikant ka mobile
vibration mode pe tha don’t worry ..!!
Mode change kar diya hai
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Father: Beta..!
Tu ne Engineering Ke 4 Saalo Mein
Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha..?
Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K..
Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3 Cigarette Jalana..
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An important notification !!!
A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian..
Because ..
Ghar ki murgi daal barabar
student of IIN
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Bhukamp Ki khabar sunte hi….
Admin ghar se bahar bhag Gaya ha
Abhi tak koi pata nahi ..
Kisi ko dikhai de to Bata dena!!
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Definition of Best Friend
A person who opens his mouth just to Insult you!
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At PVR..
Customer- One veg burger please..
Shopkeeper- Sir, do you want me to vomit?
Customer- What !!
Shopkeeper- Shall I vomit sir..?
(30 seconds of looooong pause..)
Customer- Oh ya ya please.. please warm it..
Height of polished English accent.
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Zindagi Me Har Chiz badalti hai..!!
Classroom se Office
Books se Files
Jeans se Formal
Pocket money se Salary
Girlfriend se Wife Lekin
Saale dost kbhi nai badlte
Kamine k Kamine rehte hai..!!
Agree??
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Aunty: Are Beta..
Kitna Bada ho gaya hai..!!
Ladka: Aree Aunty, Aapne Kab Dekha?
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Nice Lines by a Father to His Child:
Always Listen to My Advice,
Not because
I am Always Right
but because
I have More Experience
of Being Wrong.
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Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Flourine? OMg PISS OFF …Potassium? K
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Good friends are like White color, you can add any color in to it and it makes new color… But by adding any color you can’t make white color.
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A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirins and a glass of water.
His wife asks: What’s that for??
It’s for your headache.
I don’t have a headache.
He replies: Gotcha!!
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Some realities:
-A guy with a charming personality, having attitude is an Army Officer!
-A guy with lots of attitude and cuteness on face is a doctor!
-A guy with lots of brain and money is a businessman!
-A guy with no money, no cuteness, no personality and still attitude is an ENGINEER.
*Conditions Apply. Exceptions
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Only 2 things Can Change a women’s Mood..
1) I Love You.
2) 50% Disount!
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GUY (laughing): My friend has stolen my girlfriend’s number from my cell..!!
FRIEND: So what’s next?
GUY: The idiot is sending romantic messages to his own sister
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Girl (wearing short clothes): am i looking Young??
Boy: open everything u will look like a NEW BORN BABY.
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Girlfriends status..
I wonder what my future husband is doing.
Boyfriend posted:
I am commenting on ur status
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Killer Attitude
Teacher: why are u late!
Student: Does it really matter. You still get paid
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After match finished,
what Dhoni has said to Michael Clarke?
Dhoni- He He Hame do bar batting mili
Aur tumhe sirf ek bar wo bhi aadhi..!
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A small girl looks at her
brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently…
Everyday u come to meet my brother,
Don’t u have your own brother?
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What do gay couple say on seeing a beautiful, pretty girl?
Yaar ye aisi hai to iska bhai kaisa hoga!!
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Dear Computer User,
I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
The Keys 0f Keyboard,
But
0ne question…
Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
With All Your Power?
Yours sincerely,
‘ENTER’ Key!
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A B.Tech student took his girlfriend to his home after completing B.tech
Father asked who is she..
Son replied..
My campus selection!!
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Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh maari
Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu ..
Ladka: Wo to theek hai par check karna hamara Farz banta hai!!
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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Group wale aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa Admin sahab bhi hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
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Dedicated to all over attitude girls:
Darling! Don’t be proud if every boy wants u..
Because
Every cheap things have a lot of buyers
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A dead boy was taken to heaven.
God was shocked to see has heartbeats.
Boy Replied: Only am dead but my lover still lives in my heart.
&
The boy was sent to hell for overacting.
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There is only one chat box available in Facebook for any profile.
But girls maintain Two.
One- The regular chat box
and the other is their comments under their Profile pics
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Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books
Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books
Teacher: (Hun ik aukha question)!
61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??
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A Beggar Found Rs. 100
He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner..
Bill Rs. 3000 He was unable to pay!
Manager Handed Him To Police!
He Gave 100rs To Police & Free!
Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!
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Husband asks:
Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means.. Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means:
With Idiot for Ever
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LOOFER Aur OFFER mein kya fark hai?
Agar koi larka kisi larki ko propose kare toh LOOFER.
Aur
Koi larki larke ko propose kare to OFFER.
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What is the difference between
A man buying a lottery ticket
and A man arguing with his wife?
The man buying a lottery ticket still has a one in million chance to win!!
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Who is a Psychiatrist?
A qualified person who gives you an expensive
& critical analysis about yourself,
which
Your Spouse gives you for free, daily.
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Do u know that in
1982 in Singapore Janlok pal bill
was passed and 142 politician’s were arrested
Tabhi to Congress ki fatt rahi hai!!
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Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?
Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.
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Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..??
Doctor: KUND
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Definition of LIKE button on Facebook
Girls believe that it will cost Rs 5 for hitting like button 1 Time and
they don’t like anything except their own status,
Whereas boys know that its completely free of cost and
effectively utilize it to impress girls by Liking their Status updates and
comments even if they are senseless..
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Santa Want To Get Married.
He Gave A Ad in Newspaper.
*WIFE WANTED*
Next Day He Got 1000 of Letters Saying
“PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE”
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Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe..
Yun hanste hanste..
Mere dost he bade hoshiyaar,
Keh denge BHABHI ji namaste.
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Dil ke arman aansuo mein bah gaye..
Hum gali me the gali mein hi reh gaye..
Light chali gayi thi… to
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unsi mummy se keh gaye!
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Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
Pyar hua to vo paheli thi,
2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala..
Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi.
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Ek aadmi ne sabse jyada blood donate karke record banaya.
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ka shukriya Kuch aise kiya.
Thank u
*Aapne nahi piya tabhi to hamne liya
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Mandir mein jute utaarte waqt aur
Kisi ko Miss-call marte waqt.
Bas ek hi dar rehta hai..
Koi utha na le..!!
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Nepali ke mobile mein raat 2 baje phone aya..
aap so to nahi rahe hein.
nepali gusse se..
kamino ye jarori nahi ki har nepali chowkidar ho!
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Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To saale lagata kyun nahi.
Main ROZ darr Jaata hu
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