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Warning: Agar aap mujhe bhule to upar wala aapko,
Lalu ki akal,
Mayawati ki shakl,
Mulayam ki jawani,
Kalaam ke baal aur
Atal ki chal de.
Ab bhula k dekho.
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Kejariwal: Hum Free Wifi Denge
Accountant: Sir Khacha Bahut Ayega
Kejariwal: Hum Password Nai Denge
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Modi Ka Suit Kharidne Wala Apne Aap Ko Thaga Mehsoos Kar Raha Hai,
Kyunki Kejriwal Ne Kaha Tha,
Iske Ek Pocket Mein Adani Hai, Ek Mein Ambani.. Par Use Koi Mila Nahin!
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Ram eliminated Ravan (R=R),
Krishna eliminated Kansa (K=K),
Godse eliminated Gandhi (G=G),
Obama eliminated Osama (O=O),
Is there gonna be some connection between Corruption and Congress (C=C)?
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Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.
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नसोमवारसे
नमंगलवारसे
नबुधवारसे
नगुरुवारसे
नशुक्रवारसे
नशनिवारसे
नरविवारसे
कांग्रेसनेतालोगडरतेहैंतोसिर्फऔरसिर्फनरेन्द्रमोदीकीसरकारसे।।
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Ek aurat ne anna hazare se pucha..
Baapu aap roj roj anshan per kyun baith jate ho..??
Anna hazare:- Kya karu o ladies..
Main hu aadat se majboor.. Ha Ha
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Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil Kisay Kehtay Hain?
Pathan:Pata Nahi..?
Teacher:Agar Tum Apni Biwi Ka Qatal Kar Do To Tum Kya Kehlao Gay…?
Pathan:“ZARDARI”
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Amul – The Taste Of India
Babool – The Paste Of India
Rahul Gandhi- The Waste Of India..
Modi- The Best Of India..
Sonia- The Guest Of India..
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Rahul Gandhi :
Mom hum is desh ko.kab tak lootenge??
Sonia :‘JAB TAK HAI JAAN’
Rahul Gandhi :Hamari help kaunkarega??
Sonia:‘SON OF SARDAR.
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Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday naley main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Ek hi ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain ga
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy
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I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the government
and report the facts.
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Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki..
baccheko chai ki dukan pe bhejke modi banana hai ya..
IIT me bhejke kejriwal.
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Ek lesson us galti se jo kejriwal ne ki aur modi ne nahi,
kabhi bhi jab tak agli job na mile,
current job se resign nahi karna chahiye!
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Dear Deepika..
U went to Yuvraj, his form dropped.
U went to Ranbir, his movie flopped.
U went to Mallyas, their airline stopped.
Plz join Congress.. & Save India.
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Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.
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Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai?
Laaloo: No!
Bush:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai.
Bush:Haan!
Laaloo: Fir tere mein aur kutte mein kya farak hai
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ANY REPORTER TO LALU : lalu ji , poor women dont have clothes to wear in BIHAR.
LALU JI :you stupid, go and watch Ftv even rich women dont wear the clothes..
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Meri Khaali Jaib ko Meri Ghareebi Na Samajh Faraz.
Agar Khauf-e-Khuda Na Hota To Main Bhi MONCHHON WALA KUTTA HOTA.
Samajh To Gaye Ho Na?
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TEACHER:
Woh kon sa Event tha jo na hota tou Pakistan khush haal hota?
PAPPU:
Zardari di Maa da Viyah.
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Obama: What do you want for dinner
Modi: Sorry, I am fasting
Obama: Fasting? Last time I heard that the ruling party ate your whole country.
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Obama:You are fasting.
Modi:How u know?
O:CIA told me.
M: Michelle bhabhi gave u spicy food today.
O:HOW D HELL U KNOW?
M:Amit Shah told me.
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Modi - Hi BOB !!
Obama- Who is BOB here ?
Modi - You “Barack Obama Bhai
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Ek Reporter Bihar Mein Lalu Ji Ka Interview Le Rahi Thhi.
Reporter: “Lalu Ji, Dekhiye Bihar Mein Aurto Ke Pass Pahan Ne Ke Liye Pure Kapde Bhi Nahi Hai”
Lalu Ji Huste Hue: “Arey Reporterva Tum Bhi Mere Ko Fool Hi Lagti Ho, Kya Kabhi FTV Nahi Dekha.”
Reporter Hairani Se: “Kyu?”
Lalu Ji: “Arey Udhar Rich Womenva Bhi Pure Kapde Nahi Pahnti, Ye To Aajkal Ka Fashinava Hai“
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M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat
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Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow
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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until...
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power...
become lovers of wisdom.
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The word politics is derived from the word poly,
meaning many,
and the word tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.
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A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
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Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye ALTAF BHAI kon hai?
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Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.
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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
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On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
"The return of phoolan devi",
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
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Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.
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A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.
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The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.
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Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.
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Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
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The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.
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We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers
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Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles
for the sake of their party.
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I dont make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.
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These days politcians are well engaged in playing their politics with peoples, so have this in mind an increase in political / politics sms have been increased, hence we have compiled a nice collection of policticians sms messages.Some major players of politics in Pakistan are benazir & mushraf, some sms on our website are also targeted for them and can be considered as benazir sms or musharaf sms.
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नाई एवं कान्ग्रेसी
संसद भवन के नाई ने बाल काटते वक्त कपिल सिब्बल से पूछा साब स्विस बैंक का क्या मामला है ?
सिब्बल चिल्लाया- अबै तू बाल काट रहा है या इन्क्वारी कर रहा है ?
नाई बोला वैसे ही पूछ लिया।
अगले दिन नाई ने प्रणब से पूछा साब ये काला धन क्या होता है ?
प्रणब ने कहा तू ये क्यूं पूछ रहा है?
नाई बोला साब वैसे ही पूछ लिया।
अगले दिन सी बी आई ने नाई को उठा लिया
पूछा कि तू आर एस एस का आदमी है या रामदेव का जो तूने ऐसे सबाल काग्रेसी नेताओं से पूछे।
नाई बोला साब काले धन व स्विस बैंक का नाम लेते ही काग्रेसियों के बाल खडे हो जाते है और मेरा बाल काटने का काम आसान हो जाता है
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राहुल गाँधी एक समझदार नेता है ।
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नीचे क्या देख रहे हो ? चुटकुला ऊपर ही खत्म हो गया था दोस्त..
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क्या संजोग है !!
राष्ट्रपति - हिन्दू
उप राष्ट्रपति - मुस्लिम
प्रधान मंत्री - सिख
रक्षामंत्री - ईसाई
हिन्दू मुस्लिम सिख ईसाई
सबको नचाती इतालियन बाई
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