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Phool hai gulab ka kaaton se kya darna,
Phool hai gulab ka kaaton se kya darna,
Pyaar karte hai hum dono,
Tere baap se kya darna.
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Ek Waqt guzar jayega,
Shadi kr k koi tumse bandh diya jayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt he Afair Kar Lo,
Kya pata kal Kis Namune Ko Tumhe Saupa Jayega.
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Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Upar likha hai most wanted,
Neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai.
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Wo zeher dekar maarte to,
Duniya ki nazar m aa jate.
Wo zeher dekar maarte to,
Duniya ki nazar m aa jate.
Andaaze katal to dekho,
Humse shadi hi karli.
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BF Ne GF Ki SaHeli Ki SHaaN Me Arz Kia,
Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai,
Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai,
Meri ManZiL Tu NaHi,
Teri SaHeLi Hai.
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Snta Ko Nahate hue Mahbooba Yaad Aa gayi tho Farmaya,
Dil me He Tumhara Aks,
Or Hath me H Sabun LUX,
Tmhara Khayal aata Raha or,
LUX Jhaag Banata Raha.
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Arj kiya hai, yu na kisi k dil se khelo,
Yu na kisi ke dil se khelo,
Jab sms hi nahi karna hai to,
Phone bechkar Radio hi lelo.
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Teddies hote hain bade pyaare,
Twitties bhi kam nahin hain nyaare,
Barbie Doll ka toh kya kehna,
Unke bin toh ab ek pal aur na rehna.
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Chehre Pe Daag Aur Aankho Me Nami Hai,
Chehre Pe Daag Aur Aankho Me Nami Hai,
Jyada Socho Mat, Tumhe VITAMIN C Aur,
IODIN ki Kami Hai.
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Beh na saki wo askon ki dhara jo ankho se behni thi,
Chaha tha uska pallu pakad k roye,
Par wo kambakht us din jeans tshirt pehni thi.
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Arz kiya hai.
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai?
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai?
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya,
Outlook bund Hai.
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For Sharabi.
Pani ko daru bana dete,
Daru ke tanker lagva dete,
Kambakht hamne pini chod di hai.
Warna Tajmahal ko Beerbar or,
Mumtaj ko Bargirl bana dete.
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ISHQ me Hum Huye Itne Pagal ki,
Humne Unki Zulfon k Saaye me rehne ki kasam kha dali,
Woh Nikli itni Bewafa ki usne apni Zulfen hi kata dali.
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Ek aap hai jo itne Achay hai,
Ek aap hai jo itne Sachay hai,
Ek aap hai jo itne Sundar hai,
Ek aap hai jo itne Caring hai,
Aur ek hum hai,
Jo Jhoot pe Jhoot bole ja rahe hai.
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Rehne ki yaha sabki aukat nai hoti
2,3 peg (daru) k bina yaha raat nai hoti
Ye Delhi hai mere Dosto
Ishq Or daru k bina yaha baat nahi hoti.
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Umar ki Raah Me Raaste Badal Jaate Hai
Waqt ki Andhi Me Insaan Badal Jaate Hai
Sochte Hai Padh Padh k Record Tod Denge
Lekin Books Kholte He Iraade Badal Jaate Hai
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Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai,
Aur chamm chamm kar Ke chale gai.
Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khada thha,
Or Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai.
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Master: Beta koi ashiqi wala sher sunao.
Studt: Mota marta moti pe,
Bhukha marta roti pe,
Master ji ki hai do beti,
Aur mai marta hu chhoti pe.
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Auto driver ki seat ke piche,
Bahut mast lines likhi thi couples k liye,
Bharat ki Sanskriti me sab kuch bikta hai,
Izzat se baithe,
Aaine me sab kuch dikhta hai.
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Shayari Krna Koi Sasti Nahi,
Shayari Krna Koi Sasti Nahi,
Aur Jo Ladki Aapki Tarf Dekhkar Hasti Nahi,
To Samjh Lo Ki Wo Tooth Paste Krti Nahi.
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Tohfe me mat gulab lekar aana,
Kabar me mat chirag lekar aana,
Bahut pyasa hu yaaro barso se,
Aana to ROYAL STAG aur Disposal
Wale GLASS lekar aana.
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Tajmahal Ko Dekh Kar Bola,
Sahjahan Ka Pota.
Aj Mera Vi Bank Balance Hota,
Agar Dada Diwana Na Hota.
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Ki Kashmir Na Koi Le Sakta Hai.
Wah Wah.
Ki Kashmir Na Koi Le Sakta Hai.
Na Koi Kashmir De Sakta Hai.
Kashmir Me Sirf 3 Din Aur,
2 Rat Ka Honeymoon Package Ho Sakta Hai.
Kya Bolte Ho.
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Mere Kamre Me Udte Hai BADAL.
WAH WAH.
Mere Kamre Me Udte Hai BADAL.
WAH WAH.
Main Kuch Bhi Likhu Padhte Hai PAGAL.
Ab Bolo WAH-WAH.
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NEW GENRATION: CHAND KO BHI MIL GAI
CHANDNI TARO KA KYA HOGA.
MOHABBAT EK HI SE KARLI,
TO BAKI HAZARON KA KYA HOGA.
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Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Upar likha hai most wanted,
Neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai.
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Aasma me kaali ghata chhaai he,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai he,
Sab kehte hey sudhar ja,
Par kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi he.
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Hum Gum Chupa Ke Muskurate Gaye,
Wo Hadd Se Jyada Satate Gaye,
Meri Aankho Se Ghata Barasati Gayi,
Aur Wo Sawan Samaj Ke Nahate Gaye.
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Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu,
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu,
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi,
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu.
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Maine teri yaad me,ro ro kar balti bhar di,
Maine teri yaad me,ro ro kar balti bhar di.
Tu itna bewafa nikla ke,
Usme nahakar chal diya.
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School se hasil ki hum ne education.
Phir bhi na samajh paaye dil ki difinition.
Dil k darwaze pe likh diya no admission.
Phir bhi ap chle aaye without permission.
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Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
toh hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
toh hum behosh ho gaye...
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Mari Janeman kya bataoon,
kaise sitam dhaati hai
Sapney mein bhi kambakht,
apney baap ko leke aati hai
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Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu,
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu,
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi,
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu.
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Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu,
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu,
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi,
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu.
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Gandhiji ne kyu kaha,
Angrejo ko Chale Jao,
Gandhiji ne kyu kaha,
Angrejo ko Chale Jao.
MELODY Khao Khud Jaan Jao.
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Atma Chod Gayi Jism Purana.
Didi Tera Devar Deewana.
Blood Donate Karne K Pehle Hamesa Group Janchna.
Basanti In Kutto K Samne Mat Nachna.
Yashomati Maiya Se Bole Nandlala,
Ooh La La.
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Girlfriend Ko Palko Par Bitha Lo,
Deke Khushi Uske Saare Gum Chura Lo,
Pyar Karo Uski Saheli Ke Samne Itna Ki,
Uski Saheli Bhi Kahe Janu Mujhe Bhi Pata Lo.
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Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.
Wah Wah.
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.
Aur
Nangu Pangu Ghumna Ho To Apki Marji.
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Sardar: Station jaane ke kitne loge?
Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo
Rikshawala: 20 main kon lekar jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.
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Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein
Ya Mobile Mein SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?
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Beizati Aur Biwi Ajeeb Chiz Hoti He.
Gaur Farmayega
Beizati Aur Biwi Ajeeb Chiz Hoti He.
Achchi Tabi Lagti He Jab Dusre Ki Hoti Hai.
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Shayari: Agar Shahjahan Hum Jaisa Hota,
Agar Shahjahan Hum Jaisa Hota,
Kis Kis Ke Liye Banata Taj?
Hamein To Nazar Aati Hai Har Ladki Mumtaz.
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Shamaa bani to parwaane bane
Jaam bana to maikhaane bane
Kuchh to khaas baat hai bittu sharma teri family mein…
Warna, yun hi nahin shehar mein Pagalkhaane bane.
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Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...
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Ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai,
Ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai,
Jo na na karte huye bhi use apni behan banata hai.
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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartmental ke chances full hai
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Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gye ,
Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gye
Hamne unki yaad me khat itne likhe ki ,
Wo RADDI bechkar hi ameer ho Gye...
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Biwi ko apni palko par bitha lo, Deke kushi uske saare gam chura lo,
Pyaar aisa karo ke, Sab dekhte reh jaye.
Padosan bhi aa ke kahe ki, Mujhe apni biwi bana lo.
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Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gaur farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai
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