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I am too Positive..
to be Doubtful..!
I am too Optimistic..
to be Fearful..!
I am too Determinant..
to be Defeated..!
if u can…. then try to make me down..!!
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99% girls failed to answer this Question..
now its ur turn..
Whats ur phone number!!!
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Some Guys hold their Girlfriend’s hand in Malls
Bcoz
If they leave her hand.. She’ll go shopping,
It looks ROMANTIC but actually its ECONOMIC.
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Touching lines by an ex-boyfriend:
Aaj apni girlfriend ki shadi me jaa kar yeh ehsas hua ki,
Khana acha ho to mohabbat bhi feeki lagti hai..!!
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A person who never smoked,
Never drunk,
No affairs,
No Girlfriend,
No flirting.
When he died.
LIC refused claim bcoz..
JO JIYA HI NAHI WO MARA KAISE?
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Why do we say
“pyaar mein gir gaya”??
Bcoz if we say
“pyaar mein khada ho gaya”
toh double meaning ho jaega na..!!
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2 chij jisne Indian Young Generation mein
JOSH aur UTSAAH bhar dia..
1. IPL ne ladko mein, aur
2. I Pill ne ladkiyon mein!
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Patiala ki 2 chize famous hai
1st patiala peg
2nd patiala salwar
Dono me fark sirf itna hai
1 chadhne par maza deti hai
to doosri utarne par!!
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Ek callgirl ka Janaza nikla to use dekh ek aadmi bola
Chalo achha hua akhir aapas mein dono mili to sahi.
Dusre ne pucha kaun dono?
Aadmi ne kaha USKI TANG.
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Height of batameezi:
Phone rings..
Tring… Tring…
Ladka: Hello chintu hai?
Girl: Nahi hai.
Boy: Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega.
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VAJPAI: Retire ho gya hu, ji chahta h ab Shaadi kar lu
ADVANI: Karlo.
VAJPAI: Kisi Vidhwa se kar lu..
ADVANI: Kuwari se hi kar lo, Vidhwa to apne aap ho jayegi.
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Friendship is like….
?
?
KOLAVERI DI
No need to understand…
Just enjoy it
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Friendship is like….
?
?
KOLAVERI DI
No need to understand…
Just enjoy it
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Sweet fact:
How fantastic we humans are
If we hate someone we tell it to everyone without any fear,
But if we love someone we fear even to tell the loved one!
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife.
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nswers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%
Q. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.
Did the student Answer Anything
Wrong…???
Like TO Support Students
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1 gaon me Rahul Gandhi ko 1 bache ne kaha:
Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he.
Rahul- To school kaise chal raha he?
Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!
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Life is XXX
Yesterday is Xperience,
Today is Xperiment,
Tomorrow is Xpectation..
So, use ur Xperience in ur Xperiment to achieve ur Xpectation…!!
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80 years ki Age mein SEX pe kuchh bolne ke liye Santa ko kaha gaya..
Santa: Ye Bahut hi Mushkil hai.,
Bilkul Waisa, Jaise RASSI se BILLIARDS Khelna!
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Arz kiya hai:
Pata nahi wo kaise chain ki nind so jate hai galib…
Humain to her karwat per lulli set karni padti hai…
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Shrabi Road pe pada tha
Police: Itni kyu pi rakhi hai,
Shrabi: Mazburi thi sir,
Police: Kya mazburi thi,
Shrabi: Bottle ka dhakkan gum ho gya tha.
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Young girl: Dadiji Aap ke zamane mein 10-10 bacche kyo hote the?
Old lady: Beti Hamare time bijli nahi thi.
Raat ko kaun aaya kaun gaya malum nahi padta tha.
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Teacher: beta Batao ke
fast, faster, fastest
forms ko hindi mein kaise kahenge?
Student:
bhag..
tez bhag….
bhag teri maaa ki…
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Ladke ka Dil pani ki tarah hota hai,
Aur ladki ka Dil mobile ki tarah,
Phir chahe mobile pani me gire ya pani mobile pe,
Zindgi khrab mobile ki hi hoti hai.
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Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha,
Ek sawal ka jawab do. Patna kahan hai ?
Ladki- Bihar mein.
Boys- Yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya jrurat hai.
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Sir- Smajh tuje 10 laddu diye.
Boy- Muje?
Sir- Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai.
Usse mein se 5 muje diye to tere paas kitne bache.
Boy- 20
Sir- Kaise
Boy- Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai.
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Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
Scientific Studies have Proved that…
SHOPPING Never Causes HEART ATTACKS,
But
Paying-the-Bils Does.
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Dost and Girlfriend Main Farq ..
Jab Main Haspatal Main Hota Hu Tou,
Girlfriend Poochti Ha,
Tabiyat Kesi Ha?
Our Dost Poochta Ha,
Nurse Kesi Ha?
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Shadi ki 1st night
Dulha- Hamesha Puja krna,
Vrat rakhna,
Daan dena
Sabse pyar se bolna.
Dulhan pareshan ho ke bahar gayi aur boli-
Sab andar ajao,
andar SATSANG ho raha hai!
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5 things r GOD gifted
1. Mother’s Love
2. Father’s Advice
3. Brother’s Care
4. Sister’s Fight
&
5. What?
Main kya kisi gift se kam hu?
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2 things r Extremely difficult
-To plant ur idea in someone’s head
-To plant someone’s money in ur own pocket
The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE
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Two Girls bus mein seat ke liye lad rahi thi.
Conductor: Kyu lad rahi ho?
Jo umar me badi ho wo baith jaye
Bas phir kya
Dono pure raste-
didi aap baitho kerti rahi
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Accident dekhne per expressions
USA- O My God
Pak- Ya Alla
Africa- O La La
Aussie- Got a Hit
Indian- Salle aur chala tej
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Teacher- Dhritrashtra ke 100 Putra the,
Pamdu Ke sirf 5 Aisa kyu?
Student-
Sir, kyu ki jinki Aankhen hoti Hai,
Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote Hai..!!
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1 Budha Budhiya ko Ghur raha tha,
Budhiya Use Galiya dene lagi,
1 Ladka aya Bola- Kya hua?
Budha- Kuch nahi Beta,
Purana Calender hai hawa se FADFADA raha hai
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5 ladke 1 ladki ko jabardasti kiss kar rahe the ladki chilla rahi thi,
kutto
kamino
beshrmo
haramjado
lado mat sabki bari aayegi!
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1 Ladka Ladki ka picha ker raha tha
GIRL- Tumhe pata hai piche meri ma aa rahi hai,
BOY- Hum to khandani Aashik hai teri ma ke piche mera Baap bhi aa raha hai
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A fantastic Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths:
Dear maths,
Plz grow up soon &
try to solve your own problems.
Don’t depend on others
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Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?
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A Software Engg was smoking
Girl: Didn’t u see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings
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Ristey Banaye hai to nibhaye jao,
Har pal apno ko hasaye jao,
Pata nahi kisi ko fursat hai ya nahi yaad karne ki,
Khud tang kar-kar ke apni yaad dilaye jao
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Teacher to girl: how many planets r there?
Girl: Mars, Venus, Jupiter.
Teacher: Aur batao?
Girl : Bas sahab badiya, aap sunao!
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Impressive Lines:
Jaane Log kaise apni ZINDGI yaado ke sahare Jee jaate hai,
Hum to Ek
TOPIC Yaad Ker ke Sote hai Wo bhi Subah Tak Bhool Jate hai!
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Amma- Doctor shahab mera beta Bike se gir gaya,
Dr.- I don’t no hindi plz tell me in ENG.
Amma- My londa gironda from Hero-Honda,
broken haddi ker de patti
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Mayawati was talking about Family-
Planing & Birth control in Parliament.
Lalu got Angry & said:
Hey babe When U can’t Play the Game,
Don’t make Rules fro Champions!
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Kisine mujh se aapki Umar puchi
maine kaha-
Chehre se 16yrs
Kapdo se 19yrs
hansi se 7yrs
Ankho se 8yrs
Kul mila kar 50 SAAL kam to nahi btayi na!
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Bus me se 1 ladki ne bahar khade ladke se Pucha-
Kaun Sa Shahar Hai yeh?
Ladka- apna mob. no. do fir Bataunga..
Ladki- Hey Bhagwan!
“Berhampur” Aa Gaya
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Teacher- Bachcho aaj hum grammar padhnge
1 aurat 1 khidki se jhank rahi hai
Boy- Ye 1 vachan hua
Teache- Bahut c aurte khdkiyo se jhak rahi hain
Boy- Ye to REDLIGHT area hai
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Samandar mein gehraai ki tarah,
Pyar mein judai ki tarah,
Khuda kare aapki girlfrnd aapko rakhe,
Bilkul apne bade bhai ki tarah!
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